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Bad Knock Knock Jokes....

 
Balboa455 Balboa455
User | Posts: 194 | Joined: 06/07
Posted: 11/15/07
11:45 AM

Anyone have any funny, clean (and I stress clean) knock knock jokes to post? Let's see who can find the funniest. Here is mine. Mock away.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?  
Norma Lee.  
Norma Lee who?  
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?  

HA! That really isn't funny..  

 
Wheat Wheat
Moderator | Posts: 431 | Joined: 10/07
Posted: 11/21/07
03:53 PM

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris ***

The Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking.  

 
Balboa455 Balboa455
User | Posts: 194 | Joined: 06/07
Posted: 11/26/07
10:20 AM

Here is a bad Thanksgiving joke...maybe I should look for a Christmas joke to tell around New Years?

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play

I should be arrested myself that is so bad...